Father, Lord God Almighty:
We come before You today on bended knee,
Because our hearts are troubled and sorrowful.
We are apprehensive about our nation’s future.
In Your goodness to us, six months ago,
As our nation was about to go over the cliff,
You spared us from certain destruction,
By foiling the ambitions of America’s Jezebel,
And her equally nefarious and detestable partner, Ahab.
Hearing our prayers, which were legion,
You honored us by stopping the cold-hearted schemes
Of those who mock Your Name and ridicule Your children.
In Your benevolence, You gave us another chance
To change our wicked ways that are so dishonoring to You.
Thank You for Your benevolence and for Your mercy to us,
Which we do not deserve, but which You have granted graciously.
Believing restitution of all that is good was within our grasp,
We, Your children, were overjoyed with the prospects for the future.
But now, our joy and our enthusiasm have been short-lived,
As a dark shadow has come over our the United States,
And ominous clouds threaten to undo our legitimate victory.
The forces of darkness, led by damnable men and women,
Loathsome creatures who hate Your name—those who
Champion corruption and depravity, have joined forces
With Jezebel and Ahab to alter the will of the American people
And abrogate our voice, which produced an electoral landslide.
Do not allow their scheming and plotting to succeed, Father.
Foil their plots and refute their lies so that the entire world can see.
Refuse to grant the desires of the arrogant, those who believe
Their godless voices should exercise dominion over the righteous.
Defeat them, Father—not because we are justifiably deserving—
But because You have been merciful to America for centuries.
We ask this in the Name of Jesus Christ, our Lord, and Your Son,
Amen.
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